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Lyfe Jennings ft. Lala Brown - S.E.X.

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i barely got any sleep last night and i’ve been watching a six year old, a seven year old, a four month old, and a five month old since seven this morning and will continue to watch them until seven tonight RIP

 
open rp

merp-senpai:

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

It couldn’t’ve gone any better

 

"i have to wake up in 5 hours but i should stay anyway…"

 
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
 

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

 
Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    Courtney
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    pink cat
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Paige Cedar
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    coupa
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Blue Pillow
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Ivory
 
Do you have a snapchat?
Anonymous

nah i don’t even got a phone. BUT I MIGHT SOON. my sister’s boyfriend is planning on buying my sister a new phone and she’s giving me the one she has now. i will finally be caught up with the fads. young hip mobile phone user.

 

i was at the dollar store the other day and my sister was like “should we get milk?” and i was like “nah, it’s hot and we have to walk, besides dollar store milk is disgusting” and the fucking lady at the register was like “EXCUSE ME?” and i was like “uh, sorry?” and she was like “WE DON’T HAVE DOLLAR STORE BRAND MILK WE HAVE HILAND.” and i was like “jeez sorry.. i don’t like hiland.” and she was like “WATCH WHAT YOU SAY IN THIS STORE” like you’re just a paid employee not the entire fucking representative of the brand of milk that is used in the dollar store what the hell i am entitled to my opinion and disliking of milk 

 
I'm getting a pet snake soon. Do you have any name suggestions
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sssstanley

there is halloween candy at the dollar store

 

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

 

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand