Do you ever look in the mirror and think "Wow I'm tumblr user egberts" ?
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no but once i was watching spn with my dad and he was staring at me so i asked him what he was looking at and he shook his head and was like “i can’t believe egberts is my daughter” 

i never see anyone making original text posts any more and yet they’re still tons being reblogged all the time

 

carblink:

40 DAY POKÉMON CHALLENGE  DAY 27
favorite region : sinnoh (d/p/pt)
 
i’m miranda cosgrove

i’m miranda cosgrove

poor quality selfie cute quality face

poor quality selfie cute quality face

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

 
 

yarrahs-life:

foreverpruned:

Then // Now

Out of all the spices… yall chose salt and pepper? You making basic bitches or powerpuff girls?

*chokes* can’t.

 
awwww-cute:

That makes sense

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

 
unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

 

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
image

 

x - x | Choies

 
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
816,838 plays!
#audio  

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

 

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”