"you know what this math problem needs? a fucked up rectangle."
"Four Seasons" on Waller St. // San Francisco
A man at a bus stop was very convincing about the fact that these were worth going to see and they really were. Some of the most beautiful architecture I’ve seen (I’m all about Victorians anyway). Each house represents a season. Here’s a quick article from when “Fall” was on the market back in 2009.
I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
shut up and drive was still a very weird soundtrack decision for that scene in wreck-it ralph
i somehow got my mom’s husband, a racist homophobic asshole, into orange is the new black. he loves it. he is literally in love with this show. i am so confused.
the year is 3092. your iPhone 210 alpha XXXL gives birth to a beautiful litter of micro iPod nano 45s and you sell them on ebay. the future is a cold place
I love u plastic worm bike man
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
of course i talk to my followers??? why wouldn’t i omg. all you gotta do is send me an ask and say hey or what’s up or something. i usually reply but i’ve been super duper busy lately + lack of actual internet to use so if you do i might now get to reply right away/at all.
my mom was like “woah do you have your lip pierced?” and i gave her a look like “are you serious?” and she started laughing so hard because apparently she forgot that i’ve had my lip pierced for over three years now