i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
pen pressure is a beautiful thing
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
and the battle continues
when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively
funniest 420 joke i can think of: hordes of cops patrolling the 420 tag and arresting people
this is my brother and i protesting our tiredness and our family ignoring us
i just fell asleep messaging courtney and legitimately dreamt that i was still sitting in the exact same position and messaging courtney so i didnt even bother considering that i had fell asleep till the skype beep woke me up
High Res on Deviant Art
"…Along with any other worlds out there! I want to see ‘em all.”
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED