crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

 
megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

 
dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

 
dammiterielle:

FUCK
#red  
hi omg i love your account on instagram and your art is amazing <3
Anonymous

i don’t have an instagram and i don’t post art…..

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

 

phukers:

phukers:

Anyone wanna f

ind nemo

 
same anon from earlier about homestuck: it says betty crocker is john's arch nemesis? but. the picture on your blog. betty john crocker. wAHT
Anonymous

john crocker is a person. the nicest person in the universe, according to dirk strider. and also a famous comedian. he comes from the alpha universe, which is kind of difficult to explain so we won’t get into it.

danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

 

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

 
he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

 

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

 
ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

 

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

 
watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time