Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
did this person break up their own relationship
i don’t have an instagram and i don’t post art…..
To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
john crocker is a person. the nicest person in the universe, according to dirk strider. and also a famous comedian. he comes from the alpha universe, which is kind of difficult to explain so we won’t get into it.
We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
has science gone too far
You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time