Lyfe Jennings ft. Lala Brown - S.E.X.
i barely got any sleep last night and i’ve been watching a six year old, a seven year old, a four month old, and a five month old since seven this morning and will continue to watch them until seven tonight RIP
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
It couldn’t’ve gone any better
breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
- Your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle):
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
- goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Ivory
nah i don’t even got a phone. BUT I MIGHT SOON. my sister’s boyfriend is planning on buying my sister a new phone and she’s giving me the one she has now. i will finally be caught up with the fads. young hip mobile phone user.
i was at the dollar store the other day and my sister was like “should we get milk?” and i was like “nah, it’s hot and we have to walk, besides dollar store milk is disgusting” and the fucking lady at the register was like “EXCUSE ME?” and i was like “uh, sorry?” and she was like “WE DON’T HAVE DOLLAR STORE BRAND MILK WE HAVE HILAND.” and i was like “jeez sorry.. i don’t like hiland.” and she was like “WATCH WHAT YOU SAY IN THIS STORE” like you’re just a paid employee not the entire fucking representative of the brand of milk that is used in the dollar store what the hell i am entitled to my opinion and disliking of milk
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
*puts shoulder on son* hand